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Michael Purdy: my dad gave me 50$
Michael Purdy: just tell her ill give her 5 bucks
Ruben Rodriguez: ooooo
Ruben Rodriguez: i'll give her money
Ruben Rodriguez: but i need groceries and alcohol

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

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Final Thoughts Before Bed:

I am so glad I found my life partner so early in life.

Dec 31st

Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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School Bus To see or ride a school bus in your dream suggests that you are about to venture on an important life journey needed for your own personal growth. Knapsack To see or carry a knapsack in your dream represents your hopes, desires, and secrets. It may also be symbolic of the knowledge you have acquired over the years. Alternatively, a knapsack signifies the emotional baggage and...

Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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The love of my life

has a 3.917 GPA.

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A message from me to every Republican Party...

Newt Gingrich: Suck my dick. Tom Miller: Suck my dick. Mitt Romney: Suck my dick. Matt Snyder: Suck my dick. Vern Wuensche: SUCK MY FAT COCK W/ MITT ROMNEY.

Dec 17th

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