February 2009
i forgot to tell you, my dad is Jay Hernandez.
January 2009
i havent laughed so hard since i was a lil girl.
vforvelociraptor:
eveholt:
javisjohnson:
Funny Kaboom! Commercial.
Better than Shamwow!!!
Oh no someone decided to eat spaghetti in the shower!
For Valentinesday
Im making Michael the cutest thing ever. I really hope he likes it cause i stabbed my thumb like 4 times last night and a bled a lil bit. Sonofabitch.
Im pretty much the best boyfriend in the world.
New E-mail:)
rubynrodriguez@aim.com
woo.
i wouldn’t share my candy bar….
– lauren Pennigton
Cheerios. Seriously. THE best thing right now:) Omg.
Goodnight
Sunny-Kate.
:D
i had a great time tonight.
The Unborn
makes me wanna say, “FUCK THE JEWS!”. seriously.
scarriest movie ever.
I really fucking need
a job. im so broke.
Did you know,
The maricopa county sheriff, Joe Arpaio, met The Rock?
AND Ty Pennington?
…..my hero.
I cant sleep.
It’s 3:08am. im so not tired. and im out of cigarettes. goddamnit. i feel like i needa do something. maybe a walk? hmm.
Too bad your pussy is bigger than your dick.
– Me.
Leaving.
going to do my friends hair. ill be posting pictures. tell me if you like my work. i think im pretty swell @ what i do. ya. who needs school. haha anyway, im off for now. have great night everyone.
:)
i love....
blogging.
Sweatpants are all that fit me right now……
– Regina George
After ejaculating into another man’s ass, the ejaculator inserts a straw into...
– Urban Dictionary: Homoshake (via thatswhatimsaying) (via planettampon)
So take your cold, cold heart and drown
seriosly. fuck today. this is the best thing ive seen in a long while. ugh.
entrails:
howl:
1997:
and don’t forget to take deep breaths.